summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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