That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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