Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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