yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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