You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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