he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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