he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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