In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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