You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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