He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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