i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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