I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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