yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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