Walk of Shame. In a state park.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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