Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
