Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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