Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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