If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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