K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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