i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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