thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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