you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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