Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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