You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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