dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's never too late to be topless.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I have fence marks all over my body
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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