But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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