So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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