He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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