Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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