Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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