can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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