Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Randomize
