Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
