using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
