Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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