So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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