Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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