What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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