Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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