if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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