would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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