you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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