Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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