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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
