I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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