Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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