Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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