I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
