i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just tell him i said nine months
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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