escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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