i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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