i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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