Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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