I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Will exercising make me less horny?
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