if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
ttyl tear gas
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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