Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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