everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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