Moan for me like Helen Keller
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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